Because it's...you know...
And I'm...you know...
Because it's kind of dumb, and predictable,
and it's got Harry Connick Jr. and Sandra Bullock in it.
Whereas I live in New York,
and listen to NPR,
and don't own a piece of Shade brand clothing,
and shop at farmer's markets...
because I'm a snob, okay?
That's why I feel like I shouldn't like it,
because I'm a cultural elitist
and feel that I'm supposed to be above movies like this.
Well, I'm not.
I love this movie.
If I see it on TV (which I do, often),
I watch it, and I love it.