Monday, April 5, 2010

You know what Franz Kafka* says

You can take the girl out of California,
but you can't take the California out of the girl.

There's a place in Queens, Petey's Burger,
that claims to be New York's answer to In-n-Out.

This weekend (Vampire Weekend Weekend),
we checked it out.

My verdict:

The cheeseburger was the closest, though the bun was off.

The fries were good, but not In-n-Out good.

The milkshake comparison was laughable.

But, if you're wondering if it was good,
here's the after shot:

Oh, then we dropped off the van we borrowed, and I saw this:

*It's either Kafka who says this, or possibly Tolstoy. Or the Beach Boys.


  1. i think it's david lee roth.
    i really want in-n-out now.
    lets go get some.

  2. You're probably right. And, me too. Let's go.

  3. I'm sick of In-n-Out. I eat there like 5 times a week. I went there today just for a lemonade. It's right across the street (Yes, I live by the freeway).

    Were there scriptures on the bottom of the coke cans?

  4. GK, you're a monster.

    The scripture was on a little piece of paper inside the soda. Like a fortune. It was weird.