1. I like to sleep in an X formation.
2. I will expect you to run on holidays.
3. I am needy. Like, really, really needy.
4. That autonomy we value so much will blend nicely with our co-dependence.
5. I don't like to be asked how I slept.
6. I will keep being a snob, but, I will call you out when I think that you're being a snob. I realize that's annoying. Sorry.
7. I would prefer it if you took out the garbage.
8. I will fold your laundry and put it away. And, you're welcome. It's not a big deal.
9. You will know when it's a big deal.
10. You can forget about getting rid of the duck. He stays as long as I stay.