Friday, March 30, 2012


She's kind of bummed because she conned some guy outside a bodega into buying her 50 lottery tickets and her numbers didn't even come close.  And I was all, I told you so, and she was all, don't gloat.

If you're wondering how I'd spend upwards of 600 million, it breaks down pretty easily.  First, I go out to dinner, and I don't even look at the menu, I just tell the waiter to bring me all the appetizers.  Then, I'd become a generous, if eccentric, philanthropist.

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