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To send me presents in the mail, contact me via email, and I'll write you to ask what you want to send me, and then you'll write back to tell me what you'd like to send me (See's candy, the pink slip to your yacht, a book), and then I'll write you with my address.  Otherwise, forget it.  I don't need you lurking in front of my house.